To Whom It May Concern,
Really? You took the last cup of coffee and didn’t make a new pot?
What kind of monster are you? Seriously, have you no decency? Did you not learn any manners? I am appalled by your rude, inconsiderate behavior. It is truly detestable. How have you survived this long?
Did you not have a mother? Or father? Were you not breast-fed as a child? Were you raised by a pack of rabid wolves? No, that’s an insult to wolves. You were probably raised by nobody. Charles Manson could have raised a better human.
Are you a descendant of Adolf Hitler? Mussolini? Stalin? Do you have any relation to Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, or Jim Jones? Not even the Koch Brothers, Scott Walker, or that turtle faced senator from Kentucky are as evil and diabolical as you.
If Satan came back, he would choose your body over the serpent’s. Pope Francis would be unable to exorcise the demons out of you. Joel Osteen and the millions of dollars he’s swindled from the congregants of Lakewood “Church” could not save your soul.
You are beyond salvation. Have you ever read the book of Revelation? You know the lake of fire John warns the 7 churches of Asia about? If that place actually exists, that’s where you are going.
You are so obscene that Donald Trump would fire you before he hired you, and I would support his decision.
I didn’t sign this letter because, like most Minnesotans, I’m passive aggressive. That’s what “Minnesota Nice” means. Not that we’re actually nice, but that we don’t like direct conflict so we tip toe around confronting people about important issues that are bothering us. This strategy, ironically, leads to a worse relationship with the person with whom we have a problem.